why do i stare at the wall in mr fielders class

it could be that i have attention span of a squirrel by the end of the day, or i could just be me doing zen which i have practiced over many years of being bored in school waiting for class to end or to go out to recess. i am the master of zen. when mr fielder told everyone to try really hard to think of nothing no one could do it but i was in the zone thinking of going home and doing something stupid with some of my idiot friends like justin tenbroek, steve deluca, brian peniski.